I got trolled by a man who said “ Why open ur mouth like that you old lady”. And I LOVED IT! So I decided to gather all the “old ladies” of the world out there who live life to the fullest, express joy, and are not afraid to tell the world who they are. We are the women who live our lives exactly how we please and don’t care what sad men think.

Join my club! The Old Ladies with Open Mouths Club!

This dual-side koozie comes in two sizes to fit your regular and slim cans. Crafted from high-grade synthetic rubber, it keeps your drinks cool and your hands warm.

• Made from neoprene
• Waterproof
• Dual-size customization
• Ribbed seams
• Regular 5″ × 4″ (12 × 10 cm), or slim 6.5″ × 3.2″ (17 × 8 cm)
• Spot clean as needed
• Blank product sourced from China and printed in the US

This product is made on demand. No minimums.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead, cadmium, phthalates, BPA, Organostannic, azo dyes, formaldehyde, and flammability level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Kate Schroeder inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 3242 Holmes St, Kansas City, MO 64114 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.